Wednesday, June 10, 2009

US checklist

Things to do when in the US:
Eat cheese, drink micro brews, eat Mexican food, eat pizza, eat rare beef, have cocktails with tonic, watch Youtube, pet dogs and cats, drive, look at fat people, play golf, swim in cold water, camp, watch bad American TV, use a knife and fork, eat dill pickles, raft, cross streets in an orderly manner, and marvel at all the efficiency and waste.
Of course spend tons of time loving loving all my relatives and friends.

1 comment:

  1. You don't have pickles in China? That is just wrong emsique, just wrong. I couldn't live without dill pickles. Enjoy your stay home!!


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